I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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