remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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