Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
