I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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