We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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