I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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