normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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