Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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