WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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