I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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