shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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