I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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