I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I have post one night stand depression
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