He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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