got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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