you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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