He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
