Just cropdusted the office
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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