you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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