We're like a lot better than the average bears
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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