Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
