and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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