I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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