awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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