You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
