She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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