Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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