She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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