i may or may not be watching the land before time
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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