Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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