census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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