3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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