What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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