Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He is an equal opportunity slut.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I am never drinking with the goths again.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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