So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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