my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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