Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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