I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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