its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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