is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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