he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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