Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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