so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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