I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
