This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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