Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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