i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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