yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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