I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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