well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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