I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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