we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i dont even know how to be here
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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