batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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