I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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