she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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