I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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