doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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