i just google imaged poop.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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