after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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