its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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